The Future Has Been Cancelled
  Due to fiscal constraints the future has been canceled   We understand many of you had plans, though   And we’re all for refunding our customers, ergo   You’ll receive in the mail compensation   Accurate of course to your personal station   You see due to a breach of our ethics clause   I can’t give you the details, of course--   We’ve wrapped up production on this round of humanity   It took some work and the project was long but we have some results, you see   That really do need   Some kind of reviewing   Chewing on what it all means to be human   So while we do appreciate your part in this journey   We’ve encountered some problems in the system that are concerning   It’s coming down to us to do some learning   And come back at it in a better way   Start this project over on Monday.   Thank you for your assistance in this experiment   The effort you put into this project was undoubtedly time well spent.